Logo

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 06:36

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?

What do you mean son?

Do you know what she said mum?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Do individuals with borderline personality disorder have awareness of their actions or do they believe their behavior is normal?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

True - how I loved my mum!

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

What are the reasons for your political affiliation with the Democratic party? What are some aspects of the party that you support and some that you do not?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

What! how could you do that?

What do you think about me (Aditya Krishna)?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”